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Scarlett Johansson putting her foot on Sean Penns crotch = boning

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A few weeks ago, Us Weekly claimed that after the Golden Globes, Sean Penn was all “Hey, hop on this ride” to Scarlett Johansson, and that ScarJo was all “Eh, why not?” Actually, Us Weekly claimed ScarJo was “smitten” and that after partying together in public, they took their party times private, to a hotel or something. I tended to believe that there was something to the report – but that it was nothing serious. ScarJo is just coming out of a divorce, and chica wants to get laid. Well… it might be love, because TMZ has a photo HERE of ScarJo gently resting her foot on Sean Penn’s Dong of Doom. Ugh.

With her foot in his lap during lunch, Scarlett Johansson, 26, got friendly with Sean Penn, 50, at Cuban restaurant Versailles in L.A. on Monday.

We’re told the two were seen smiling and laughing together during the meal — and one source inside the restaurant tells us Scarlett covered the bill.

Rumors of their “fling” have been swirling since January.

FYI — Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds filed for divorce in December, while Sean finalized his divorce from Robin Wright Penn last July.

[From TMZ]

Haha, ScarJo paid. Is that a sign that their relationship isn’t serious? I think it means that A) They’re friends, B) Sean is cheap as hell, and C) ScarJo is getting laid and she doesn’t mind buying her Dong For Now a little sustenance. Oh, ScarJo. I wanted you with someone better than this.

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